Geek Dreams

Ahaa dude,
Waaa
Check out the dude man
Who
The dude made the car, the airplane
WAA
Who the hell is he
GOD Knows
Aha Aha Check it out
Aha AHa

I am a quiet man..
do more with my hands
I made the airplane, car and motorcycle
the refrigerator and air conditioner too
I made the calculator and computer too
'cause math is not something everybody can do
I made the internet to chat with my buddies
and get some work done too..
Gotta Get Some work done x3
Listen up everyone

My education was tough;
Math chemistry physics
lot of it I got to do;
My brain has more muscles
than most dudes in gym do;

I was a High school geek
I like math to be free (aHA go go)
Differentiating and integrating to find answers to puzzles big and small,
so lets solve yall
Scalars and vectors told me to
don't just go as scalars do
Know the direction as vectors do...

Chorus:
I am an Engineer(aha aha)
I am an Engineer

I overcame inertia to stop wasting time
Quit monkeying and start learning real fine
Once I started I kept on goin on, on 'n' on you gotta se me goin on
Newton had called it a law of motion.
To me it was a different devotion.
My every action has an equal and opposite reaction…Newton said.
Some tried to break the rule and now live destitute
Aha Aha
Respect my mind
Newton told me white is all color
till then I thought white is no color
how ignorant was I.
EMF ran all motors but I did not know why
Organic chemistry was fun
making sugar from alcohol was fine
but making alcohol from sugar was divine
I wish my grapes had made a better wine

CHORUS:
Aha aha
I'm an engineer respect my mind x2
See me walkin down the street respect my mind
I am an Engineer
Respect my mind
So bow down when u see me down town

I am a quiet man..
do more with my hands
I made the airplane, car and motorcycle
the refrigerator and air conditioner too
I made the calculator and computer too
'cause math is not something everyone can do
I made the internet to chat with my buddies
and get some work done Yo
Gotta Get Some work done YO
I'm an engineer Respect my mind Yo
Listen up everyone

CHORUS:
I am an Engineer
Respect my mind
I made D.C from A.C been trying since B.C

CHORUS:
I am an Engineer
Respect my mind
I made D.C from A.C been trying since B.C

I am an Engineer
Respect my mind
I made the refrigerator to make your ice freeze better

I am an Engineer
Respect my mind
I made the airplane, car and motorcycle

I am an Engineer
Respect my mind
So bow down when u see me down town

CHORUS:
I am an Engineer
Respect my mind
I made D.C from A.C been trying since B.C

I am an Engineer
Respect my mind
I made the refrigerator to make your ice freeze better

I am an Engineer
Respect my mind
I made the airplane, car and motorcycle

I am an Engineer
Respect my mind
So bow down when u see me downtown


Free Energy

Entropy is chaos
Enthalpy is Heat
Free energy comes at a price
when it goes negative things change in a hurry

Aha Aha
Hear the Geek Rapper

Next time you want to change what you don't like
remember the free energy sign
What goes in must come out
Like a spy…I track each element down
it can run but it can't hide
No losses taken in stride
Mass balance teaches the basics
Count your elements and you'll be fine
Else you'll be trailing every pipeline

Heat transfer keeps everyone warm.
Conductivity makes copper better than clay
one's a conductor the other insulates.

My heat exchanger design taught me a lot
right material for the right job.

Chorus
Entropy is chaos
Enthalpy is Heat
Free energy comes at a price
when it goes negative things change in a hurry

Distillation separates
Absorption combines
Together they keep all factories running fine.
Making gas from crude takes a lot of distillation dude.
Next time you fill your tank, remember it used to be crude.

Reynolds' was a smart man he saw thru turbulent from calm
his number tell the story of fluid in motion


Enjoy the Ride
In a machine made of silicon and steel
My brothers in mechanical, electrical and chemical field
Created a chip with 50 million transistors
Lots of capacitors and resistors
CPU, math coprocessor and graphics engine
Rely on a transistor switching fine
It takes electrons flowing across the gate
A short distance from source to drain
A journey obviously not made in vain.

Chorus:
Sit back enjoy the ride
Computer geeks have arrived

The internet is a creation divine;
plumbing every line;
modem, Router; cable network and wireless
put together to criss-cross the globe
round the world criss cross the globe
WAN and LAN, WAP and SAP
Stop and think
How the world shrinks
Stop and think
How the world shrinks
Stop and think
How the computer blinks

Its and on demand world now;
Do you want me to show you how
User-interface, middleware and backend combine
To make communication across platforms flowing fine
Fine yo chech my rhyme ,I got no time to stande in line
(No no no no... ...)

Chorus:
Sit back enjoy the ride
Computer geeks have arrived

I pack more heat in a computer chip than any man
there is more than most can handle
the trick is to protect the circuit and conduct the heat
without causing to short circuit

Hot electrons can ruin my day
Switch the transistor to go the other way
I make my software self healing
To prevent such a calamity from dealing
A deadly blow to my directory root
If all else fails......YO. REBOOT

Chorus:
Sit back enjoy the ride
Computer geeks have arrived x 5


Metamorphsis
Watch an airplane in flight;
Curving the wing blade, Bernoulli made it reach new height;
Pressure differential lifts the plane
Higher than any crane

There ain't no place that I can ,
With my plane you gotta see me go
Round the globe & through the stars
Call me Mr. Mechanical

Chorus:
Say BANG BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG Mr. Mechanical
And BANG BOOM BANG Mr.Mechanical
Say BANG BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG Mr. Mechanical x2
Like I said I can change the world

Air conditioning exchanges hot for cool
Rejecting heat at higher temp there ain't no trifle
The magic is Carnot cycle
The cycle makes the heat move
In ways that it did not know that it could.
You see
Robots I make
do things that otherwise would very long take
without them, how difficult life it would make
Go
line of axis; motion control, robot arm and traverse scan;
they all define the robot motion for man

I made the A.C to get spring in June,
I make an iceberg from a sandune
Robots I make are not superficial
I know they look a bit ultraficial

Chorus:
Go BANG BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG Mr. Mechanical x2
And BANG BOOM BANG Mr.Mechanical
Go BANG BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG Mr. Mechanical
Like I said I can change the world

This is the era of rise of machine
Only in service of human being;
All things functional I create
That change everything in their wake
Fast and slow I can make
To a Mechanical Engineer different gear ratio is all it takes
So pack your bags
Cause My
My crafts landed on the moon and Mars;
There ain't no place that's too far
I make machines do what people can't
Crush a mountain or dig in sand

That is what I can do & what I'll do
To make your life simple & smooth
That is the way & how it goes
Call me Mr. Mechanical

Chorus:
Go BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG Mr. Mechanical x4

GO BANG
BANG
GO BOOM
BOOM
GO BANG
BANG
GO BOOM
BOOM

Go BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG Mr. Mechanical
Go BANG BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG
Like I said I can change the world